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Part one – the first bit, a bit of background, a bit of colonialism, a bit of communism, a bit of B\u00e1nh mi<\/b><\/p>\n
I started writing this post with the same old boring (well it was certainly not boring when we were there, but retelling the tale can be tedious) detail of what we did in Hanoi and when we did it and in which order we did it, and what we ate in between doing those things – the last being one of my most favourite topics, I LITERALLY live to eat as opposed to eat to live.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n On that topic, we had a fantastic B\u00e1nh m\u00ec by that cathedral in Hanoi that looks like a mini Notre-Dame cathedral, and some great b\u00fan ch\u1ea3 that our friends Scottie & Howie recommended from their trip to Hanoi (or maybe it was just Howie who went there and Scottie went to Helsinki – it was around when they were first dating I think), as well fantastic b\u00e1nh bao, including a cheese hamburger b\u00e1nh bao, at a place one street over from the second hotel we stayed at in Hanoi having moved there after the first hotel was so terribly disappointing and crappy (more on that further along). Most people probably know what B\u00e1nh m\u00ec is by now, the Vietnamese baguette with savory meats like pork or chicken, mayonnaise, p\u00e2t\u00e9 and fresh herbs. I think b\u00e1nh bao and b\u00fan ch\u1ea3 is getting more common to see, in Australia at least. <\/span><\/p>\n The former being fluffy, Vietnamese steamed buns, often filled with savory ingredients like ground pork and cheeseburger inspired stuff, the latter a Northern Vietnamese dish consisting of grilled pork (patties and\/or belly) served with rice vermicelli noodles, fresh herbs, and a sweet and sour dipping broth. The b\u00fan ch\u1ea3 I had was accompanied by some crispy crab filled vermicelli spring rolls.<\/span><\/p>\n I should mention a great smoothie I had at the juice place next to the bao which had avocado making it quite creamy without the need for cream, me being somewhat lactose intolerant.<\/span><\/p>\n But before I get into too many more Lonely Planet type details on food and places to visit, I first I wanted to say why we visited Vietnam and what our general impressions of the place were.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Well firstly – maybe that\u2019s the second or third time I\u2019ve said (or written) \u2018first\u2019 – I was mostly responsible for the itinerary for this round the world backpacker trip, and I was the one who added Vietnam. I did, of course send the Google sheets itinerary to my wife before we set off, but she was mostly just interested in seeing some elephants and the Cambodian temples around Siem Reap.<\/span><\/p>\n In the end the Vietnamese leg of our trip consisted of a few nights in Hanoi, then down to Hoi An and then down to Ho Chi Minh (the city not the person). On Ho Chi Minh (the person not the city), or more precisely, Ho\u2019s preserved body which lays in state in a specially built mausoleum, our hotel receptionist, who was a real cack (funny if you don\u2019t know what \u2018cack\u2019 is), said he, well his preserved body, wasn\u2019t really worth visiting.<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cYou go there, spend like 30 minutes or one hour in line, and there is Ho there preserved, and that is it! There are more interesting places to visit. Go to the prison museum. Hoa Lo Prison. Much more fascinating than seeing Ho there.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n The receptionist also said she would call the police if we returned to Hanoi and didn\u2019t stay at her hotel, which was a real cack indeed. But we do plan to go back to the hotel if we ever visit Hanoi again. Just in case.<\/span><\/p>\n I better get to that \u2018first\u2019 thing I was going to write about before I got distracted by bahn mi, b\u00e1nh bao and b\u00fan ch\u1ea3 . I added Vietnam because I was really interested in their history. The American War, their struggle with French colonialists, mostly that stuff. Their modern history. And Ho Chi Minh – whose body is preserved there in Hanoi, and according to the hotel receptionist, not worth the visit – was a huge part of that.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n After visiting Vietnam I ordered a big thick Ho Chi Minh biography by William J. Duiker and read all about him. I view him as a nationalist leader, more than a revolutionary, someone who was out there fighting the French and the USA imperialists. Prior to reading the big thick book I thought Ho was out there fighting with the Viet Minh, the Vietnamese nationalist army that Ho helped form. He did do a bit of that, hiding out in mountains and helping direct some military operations, but throughout his career he mostly went along to boring political meetings and organised all that sort of really boring political and administrative stuff which is necessary to win over the hearts and minds of people to fight for an independent Vietnam.<\/span><\/p>\n Mostly what he did was help organise the practical administrative, political and general organisational base for which to achieve Vietnam\u2019s independence. He certainly did end up becoming a national symbol to inspire Vietnamese soldiers and the general population to endure many decades of armed struggle firstly against the French and then by the South Vietnamese government with considerable US support – around 2.7 million US personnel served during the American (AKA Vietnam) War.<\/span><\/p>\n If you\u2019ve read my previous post you\u2019ll see I tried to take that knowledge onto the Australian ABC TV show <\/span>Hard Quiz<\/span><\/i> hosted by Tom Gleeson, but they turned out to be imperialist so and so’s who weren\u2019t interested in hearing how influential a guy Ho was. Well, their loss.<\/span><\/p>\n With the desire to learn more about Vietnam\u2019s modern history in mind, beyond the classically one-side pop culture exposure I had growing up which included <\/span>Good Morning Vietnam<\/span><\/i>, <\/span>Platoon<\/span><\/i>, <\/span>Hamburger Hill<\/span><\/i>, <\/span>Full Metal Jacket<\/span><\/i>, and the TV series <\/span>Tour of Duty<\/span><\/i> – the last one I had the soundtrack for on an LP record which I used to play on my record player as I went to sleep. The LP had the only Rolling Stones song I really like on it, Paint it Black (Beatles – much better).\u00a0 With all that in mind, Hanoi, and Vietnam,certainly did deliver on educating us on the Vietnamese struggle for independence.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n The independence movement really took off, in earnest, during the French occupation which began in the mid 1800s and progressed somewhat when the Vietnamese drove the French out in the 1950s, creating North and South Vietnam. The French government, being the imperialist so and so’s they were, could only bring themselves to \u2018allow\u2019 half an independent Vietnam, with the more economically prosperous South still being in their sphere of influence, though not under their direct administration.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n This was meant to be a temporary solution which was to be followed by a national vote to determine if all of Vietnam was to be fully independent. When the French, and the USA, realised the vote might lead to the Ho-led – well there were many other leaders, he was just one of the most well known and influential – they decided democracy was about keeping capitalists happy and communists out. <\/span><\/p>\n Look, makes some sense, and as I said I would generally not be interested in saying kind words about communism as it\u2019s a pretty shitty system, however, in Vietnam\u2019s case I\u2019m ok with it as I don\u2019t see the extremely ideological and illogical harmful policies of Vietnam\u2019s northern neighbours, China and the the USSR. Plus the South Vietnamese government were not there to support the interests of the people. So, not the type of \u2018democracy\u2019 –\u00a0 if you could even call it that, which I\u2019ve already insinuated by using the quotation marks – that anyone should be supporting. Added onto that there is the total hypocrisy of the land of Libert\u00e9, \u00c9galit\u00e9, Fraternit\u00e9, using Vietnam for so many years as their personal fiefdom and then the land of the \u201cfree and the home of the brave\u201d ignoring the will of the Vietnamese, and killing many millions of them, in the name of \u2018democracy\u2019. Not a good look.<\/span><\/p>\n While we\u2019re on about communism, my wife and I found our visit to one of the most communist countries in the world, Cuba, very disappointing, with their shops depressingly empty except for a couple of bottles of shampoo and some cigars and rum here and there. Vietnam, and the previous country we visited on that 50 Year Backpacker trip, Laos, are both technically communist, but it appears more politically communist than economically, and you have nice stores and the like, and great street food, particularly in Vietnam, whereas Cuba struggles to even feed their population due to the incompetence of the government with a \u2018vegetarian\u2019 pizza just having tomato paste and onions on it, and lasagna being tins of tomatoes with some minute pieces of meet, and cheese toasties being some of the only things you can buy outside of fancy resorts (my <\/span>Juanito\u2019s Travel post about Cuba<\/span><\/a> is a bit of a parody presented by the rather under appreciated character of Hammerhead from the original Star Wars movie).\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Back to Vietnam. Vietnam\u2019s struggle for independence only ended when the North Vietnamese finally took control of the south in 1975, after the American forces left the country in 1973 – though not before they dropped over 20,000 tons of bombs on Hanoi around Christmas 1972, starting when I was just one day old, as a parting gift. I daresay the Vietnamese would have preferred frankincense or myrrh. We bought some fridge magnets that commemorated the bombing, including one celebrating how the US war planes were shot down during the period.<\/span><\/p>\n We were actually there in Hanoi for Vietnam’s Unification Day on April 30, so there were perhaps more flags and celbratory displays on show that usual.<\/p>\n I see today (which is certainly not today for you reading this as I\u2019m unlikely to press \u2018publish\u2019 on this post for a bit because I have to a.) finish writing a draft, and b.) go find all my B\u00e1nh m\u00ec, bao and bun cha photos – I should add and then c.) spell check and proofread this post, which you may have noticed from previous posts, and likely this one as well, can be a bit hit and miss – by the way, if you are looking for an unpaid internship to proofread all my posts you\u2019re welcome to apply using the email address I have somewhere on my Juanito\u2019s Travels website.<\/span><\/p>\n Where was I? Yes, \u2018today\u2019 President Trump imposed tariffs on Vietnamese goods entering the USA of 46%. All I can say is \u2018sore losers\u2019. As our visit to Vietnam showed, Vietnam was really poorly treated by Western nations – particularly France and the USA – for over a century. First the French came in and then just took over the place, just <\/span>parce que<\/span><\/i> (French for \u2018because\u2019 according to Google), although perhaps<\/span> pourquoi pas<\/span><\/i> (why not) is a better description.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n The French practically, and often very literally, enslaved local people, treated them terribly, imprisoned \u2018trouble makes\u2019 like Ho Chi Minh and many colleagues in places like Hoa Lo Prison\u00a0 – though in Ho\u2019s case they only managed to get the British to put him in jail in Hong Kong rather than Vietnam as Ho was a slippery character who used to sneak out of back doors of places to avoid the French secret police.<\/span><\/p>\n Ho escaped from Hong Kong to Russia (well the USSR), where, as a communist, he was quite warmly welcomed. I think he even met Stalin at some point. Anyone with even a passing interest in history will know that one of the worst communists ever to exist was Stalin.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n So, the communism of Vietnam, and particularly Ho Chi Minh, wasn\u2019t, in my opinion, as dogmatic and destructive as Russia – particularly under Stalin where many millions died from his megalomaniac persecution of his own people, including causing a devastating famine in Ukraine which left millions dead.<\/span><\/p>\n The communism of Vietnam, in those many years during their struggle for independence, had a strong nationalist focus. Ho and others were fighting for Vietnamese independence more than they were fighting for communism. This was not the case in USSR, China or Cuba where they fought for an ideology.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n The French were arrogant imperialist, colonialist bastards. The communists were simply the main opposition force who managed to get rid of them.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n The French even had the gall – the Charles de \u2018Gaulle\u2019 (the French leader after World War Two for those with no history background) – to come and reclaim \u2018their\u2019 French indochina, just a short time after – no wait for it – just a short after their own country was occupied by Nazi Germany. Now that, for me, is kind of like the ultimate irony right? Not kinda, is-a!<\/span><\/p>\n The British did the same thing with \u2018their\u2019 colonial \u2018possession\u2019 of India. Lucky India had a \u2018Ho\u2019 named Gandhi. Except Gandhi didn\u2019t get into all the guns and armed struggle type things that Ho resorted to!\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n So, the Americans help liberate France from the German occupiers, in the name of freedom and all that hoo-ha, what with the Nazis taking innocent people from their homes and killing them in concentration camps, underpinned by a radically racist bigotry, and the like, and Nazis being genuine A-grade evil, evil, unspeakably evil people. And then, literally straight after that, they go and re-occupy, and reinforce their own, racially based, claim to the territory they took from the Vietnamese, and Laotians and Cambodians. Racially based in the sense that, like many European nations, despite the horror of the holocaust, they still held views that Asians, Africans and pretty much anyone with darker skin than the snow white European snowflakes, were inferior, culturally, intellectually, the whole kit and kaboodle.<\/span><\/p>\n Ho, in the brief period after world war, rightfully declared Vietnam an independent state that should not have any colonial masters. He also tried to convince the Americans that, being the home of liberty and all that hoo-ha, they should be supporting the Vietnamese over the French colonialists. However, the Americans were too caught up now in the start of the Cold War, so couldn’t bring themselves to condemn the French presence in \u2018French Indochina\u2019 because, despite the French being bastards, they were, at least, not communist bastards and they were on the right side of what Winston Churchill dubbed the \u2018Iron Curtain\u2019. The other side of that curtain being where the communists did all those evil things like the type of political repression, and suppressing opposition movements, the French, British, and other European powers, were doing in their colonies.<\/span><\/p>\n History is never cut and dry. The baddies can sometimes be less bad than you think, and the goodies, only kinda good, and only when it suits them. The Vietnamese communist also did plenty of bad things, mind you.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Once the Ho-led commies kicked out the French, or at least got them to cede control of Northern Vietnam, the Americans then stepped in to prop up a terribly despotic regime in the South which never had much popular support and which used its military and secret police to do things like political repression, suppressing opposition movements, and persecuting Buddhists. One of the most famous symbols of opposition to that persecution was when a Buddhist monk Th\u00edch Qu\u1ea3ng \u0110\u1ee9c self-immolated on a busy intersection in the city that was then known as Saigon, now Ho Chi Minh (the city not the person). We later visited the site in Ho Chi Minh (city).<\/span><\/p>\n See Tom Gleeson of Hard Quiz \u2018fame\u2019. I know quite a bit about Ho Chi Minh and Vietnam and stuff which would have been quite interesting to have on your show, but your producers didn\u2019t think so!<\/span><\/p>\n See previous blog post for more complaints about Hard Quiz.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Ok, now that I\u2019ve got that increasingly inaccurately named \u2018first\u2019 bit of the post I can go back to the bits about what my wife and I did in Hanoi on the 50 Year Backpacker trip.<\/p>\n Part Two – the bits about what my wife and I did in Hanoi on the 50 Year Backpacker trip<\/b>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/span>Our first night in Hanoi was terrible.<\/span><\/p>\n We arrived in the evening after our flight from Vientiane (Laos).<\/span><\/p>\n We got through immigration easily. The officer just asked why we had two visas (well four in total for my wife and I).<\/span><\/p>\n \u2018Well, we\u2019d originally thought we were going to arrive in a few days time, but then we changed our plans to today, but as you can\u2019t change your visa date we had to get new visas and keep our old ones\u2019.<\/span><\/p>\n The officer just shrugged, stamped our passports and let us through. Pretty easy with the correct visas.<\/span><\/p>\n We have talked to other friends though who had troubles getting into Vietnam when they got duped into getting visas through third parties after being told, by those third parties, there was no direct way to get visas for vietnam. This is, of course, total BS. You can DEFINITELY apply directly to get a Vietnamese-visa, don\u2019t let anyone tell you any different. Just go here: <\/span>https:\/\/evisa.gov.vn\/<\/span><\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n It\u2019s very confusing when you google e-visas for Vietnam as there\u2019s millions of kinda legit looking sites out there that are mostly not legit but which Google seems to do nothing to monitor. I suspect they even have a few \u2018sponsored\u2019 posts that lead to non legit websites that may or may not allow you to get a proper visa.<\/span><\/p>\n If you get your \u2018visas\u2019 anywhere other than the official Vietnam e-visa site, you may or may not get an actual Vietnamese e-visa and you may or may not have to pay an extra fee of a few hundred US dollars at the airport on top of being scammed. Rather than the 25 USD single entry e-visa (in March 2025). That is if they let you in, as technically I don\u2019t believe there is an official visa on arrival system for Vietnam. Don\u2019t quote me on that though.<\/span><\/p>\n It\u2019s a really Laissez-Faire buyer beware world when you rely on Google. I know, it\u2019s hard, it is in no way readily apparent which site you should go to to get a legit e-visa.<\/span><\/p>\n But since you\u2019re a \u2018fans only\u2019 Juanito Traveller supporter, and I don\u2019t accept money from anyone, you came to the right place for real information!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Just go here: <\/span>https:\/\/evisa.gov.vn\/<\/span><\/a>!!!!!<\/span><\/p>\n Just don\u2019t expect any other \u2018fans only\u2019 privileges, as my wife would NOT like me posting pictures of my pompis on the internet. Look I don\u2019t mind, I think my pompis are worth a look, but they are just reserved for my wife and masseur now! Plus doctors I suppose.<\/span><\/p>\n After crossing immigration successfully with our 4 e-visas (2 each do the math), we headed straight to the SIM card people. Some of them seemed a bit dodgy but we got a SIM that worked.<\/span><\/p>\n Another tip – check the SIM works before you leave the airport!!<\/span><\/p>\n We then headed out to the car parking area and booked a Grab rideshare. The Grab app. was such a godsend in places where taxi drivers can be dodgy as hell – especially in Bangkok!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Hanoi airport carpark is the most chaotic I have ever encountered anywhere in the world. At Reykjavik airport – sorry again with the jumping countries randomly, you can <\/span>read about my trip to Iceland here if you like<\/span><\/a> – you have one little place to wait for taxis. In Vienna it\u2019s really quite easy (Vienna is further along in our 50 Year Backpacker Trip, I\u2019ll get to that) you walk out the door and then, low and behold you have taxis there. Even when I travelled to New Delhi in 1995 I found the taxi area fairly easy to navigate, despite the millions of people, camels and elephants vying for your attention.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n But Hanoi, boy Hanoi is on another whole level. There are lanes and lanes of cars just trying to squeeze into this tiny area. When you book your Grab they say you have to meet them at some post in the car parking area, and you have to go through 20-30 lanes of traffic that is almost at a standstill until you find your post and then squeeze yourself and your luggage by the side of the road so you don\u2019t slowly get runover. My mind gave up and I just put all my faith in the very capable hands of my wife who managed to navigate this sea of cars and mopeds and people and noise. We managed to find our Grab and we grabbed it and soon we were heading out of the airport and towards the centre of Hanoi along a pretty nice freeway and past 5-6 story buildings lining the sides of the road until we reached our hotel.<\/span><\/p>\n Someone should write a song about getting taxis and rideshares from airports around the world. Maybe something like Peter Allen\u2019s <\/span>I go to Rio<\/span><\/i>.<\/span><\/p>\n I\u2019d booked the hotel – we\u2019re back in Hanoi by the way if you\u2019re lost – on Booking.com. It had lots of stars and good reviews. Seemed like a real steal for the low price – just $33 AUD a night or something like that.<\/span><\/p>\n The pictures looked nice, it didn\u2019t seem to be in a bad location. All was good.<\/span><\/p>\n Until we got there.<\/span><\/p>\n It was terrible. Really, really shitty, terrible.<\/span><\/p>\n The rather small room they had us in – you would literally not be able to swing a cat in the space – had been very roughly divided in half and a flimsy semi-transparent plastic wall had been installed to turn half the bedroom into a bathroom area, with shower and toilet.<\/span><\/p>\n From the photos both the \u2018bedroom\u2019 and the bathroom looked nice and totally in order and \u2018separate\u2019 from each other like rooms normally are.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n The room was so small I\u2019m not even sure how they fitted in the camera to get the creative angles that made the \u2018bedroom\u2019 and \u2018bathroom\u2019 look like actual separate rooms. The description certainly didn\u2019t mention how creative they\u2019d been in dividing up the space.<\/span><\/p>\n That, in itself, wouldn’t have been too bad. I can handle small rooms on occasion. We had a tiny one on the island of Koh Chang when we were in Thailand.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n But, the room walls were also paper thin, you could hear every bump and car horn, and truck and conversation on the street down below. I could also hear the guy next door coming back at sometime between 2.30 and 3.30 am and then vomiting loudly in his bathroom. I imagine his room was probably originally our room\u2019s bathroom that had been converted into a bedroom\/ bathroom. He sounded like he was dying, but I didn\u2019t see any bodies being dragged out the next day so I assume he made it through. As with my previous warning with alcohol in Laos – don\u2019t think you are going to get quality alcohol from places that give you bucket cocktails for 80,000 dong! It is going to be bad\/ potentially fatal.<\/span><\/p>\n Of course, having a bucket cocktail of even the finest alcohol will probably leave you feeling crook the next day anyway.<\/span><\/p>\n For now I don\u2019t have to worry about those things as I’m trying to be a Buddhist and I\u2019m not drinking alcohol or taking drugs. I can\u2019t quite bring myself to committing to that for the rest of my life, but I will certainly keep it up the next few months as I\u2019ve put my name down for another Vipassana meditation course. I think after that I may just allow myself a day a year where I have a drink and a joint. I think that day may be in March next year when my wife and I are planning another trip to Thailand for our 7th wedding anniversary. That is, if weed is still legal in Thailand by then.<\/span><\/p>\n I could not sleep at all – back at that Hanoi hotel again. Luckily my wife, tired from our flight from Laos, went out like a log.<\/span><\/p>\n As she slumbered away, I embarked on an epic search for a more suitable abode.<\/span><\/p>\n I realised I\u2019d been very lucky so far with the accommodation we\u2019d had in Thailand and Laos, it was all pretty decent and mostly lived up to the descriptions on the booking website (still through Booking.com – they aren\u2019t paying me, I just found it convenient to do most of my bookings through them for that trip).<\/span><\/p>\n Perhaps it was more a Vietnam thing, but I found hundreds of really highly rated places – with 5 stars and all – which when you delved into them turned out to be either average or, like our current hotel, completely shit. I resorted to only looking at the WORST ratings\/ review for each hotel as a way of narrowing down potential options. Often the 5-star places had pages and pages of 1-star reviews which expressed shock at how such a shonky\/ crappy hotel could possibly have gotten 5-stars.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n I eventually came across a few places in the central zone, where I wanted to be in, where the worst review\/ rating was something like \u2018the place was good but the staff didn\u2019t smile\u2019 or \u2018the place was good, but they didn\u2019t have any croissants for breakfast\u2019, I\u2019d shortlist them for later review. Eventually , around 4 am, post-vomiting neighbour, I found what I prayed was a nice, big, clean room, in a decent area, where it seemed quiet and there were no horrible reviews – the only negative one being, \u201chey this place is down a narrow alley so if you don\u2019t like going down narrow alleys don\u2019t stay here\u201d. It cost something like $125 AUD a night.<\/span><\/p>\n Then, still unable to sleep, I went and had a shower, conveniently located just 5 cms from the bed, then got back into bed and, for the rest of the night, watched some shows on Netflix.<\/span><\/p>\n At around 7.00 am as my wife\u2019s eyes were just opening I said, \u2018good morning, I found another hotel\u2019.<\/span><\/p>\n \u2018Ok\u2019 she said, and she rolled over and went back to sleep for a while longer.<\/span><\/p>\n When she did get up a short time after we went down to reception, I said to them we\u2019d found another hotel and, no offence, but that this place was really terrible. The woman there was absolutely sweet and she said \u2018no problem, we can give you a full refund\u2019 for the remaining days we had booked which came to around 2,436,111 Vietnamese Dong.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n And then we asked where we could get breakfast and she recommended a nice little coffee shop that was around the corner and up some stairs. So we packed our things up and then went off and had breakfast at the coffee shop which was so cute, with these tiny little chairs and very, very nice coffee, plus I\u2019m sure some nice Vietnamese breakfast sweet pastries or something that I can\u2019t recall and then we walked around a bit and had a look at the neighbourhood, which was noisy, but really cute and interesting.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Then we walked around some more and had some more food, and enjoyed some more sites and walked down to some little lake as we waited for the afternoon to arrive so we could move our stuff over to the new, hopefully much more awesome, hotel.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n And my sleepless night was mostly forgotten as we took in all the wonderful sites and sounds of Hanoi! Let\u2019s admit, hardly the struggle for Vietnamese independence that I spent half this blog post focussed on.<\/span><\/p>\n We went back to the hotel, having been blown away by Hanoi, and the lovely receptionist expressed her regret that the room hadn\u2019t been up to standard and handed over a big wad of Dong amounting to around 2,436,111 (it was the first time in our lives that my wife and I were millionaires) and we went on our way with the yellow backpack and suitcase in tow as we didn\u2019t think it\u2019d be worth taking a taxi there as the new hotel was only on the other side of some lake, sort of, down a lane near St. Joseph Cathedral – the one that looks like Notre-Dame Cathedral.<\/span><\/p>\n Maybe we did take a Grab, I can\u2019t remember. I could probably check on my past trips, but nah. It was a really short trip anyway.<\/span><\/p>\n We met our new receptionist at our new hotel, the one I mentioned was a real cack, and then checked in and went up to our room which felt like a penthouse suite after the night before.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n It even had a balcony overlooking St. Joseph Cathedral.<\/span><\/p>\n We went to bed for a while before heading back out into Hanoi and exploring more.<\/span><\/p>\n And that was our first morning in Hanoi.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Apart from the first hotel, really cool and interesting.<\/span><\/p>\n Part Three – other stuff that happened in Hanoi<\/b><\/p>\n What else did we do in Hanoi?<\/p>\n We saw a\u00a0pagoda thing down by another big lake not far from the mausoleum where Ho lay in state.<\/span><\/p>\n We went to the water puppet theatre, where some obnoxious fellow tourist immediately got out her phone and start filming, blocking our view until I leant over and said, \u2018hey can you put your phone down we\u2019re actually trying to watch the show\u2019 to which they said nothing.<\/span><\/p>\n I didn’t ake any pictures during the performance as I was considerate enough to let other people see the bloody thing! People, with their phones, they can be so oblivious to the rest of the world.<\/p>\n We lined up for some great b\u00e1nh m\u00ec near St. Joseph Cathedral. I\u2019m always a bit dubious of lines, thinking perhaps some influencer had said this street stall had the best b\u00e1nh m\u00ec in all of Vietnam or something and it turns out it was just ok. But it was much, much better than ok, and for only 25,000 Dong, amaaaaazing value.<\/span><\/p>\n We also had that Bun Cha, that I mentioned earlier and actually looked around the cathedral. We also walked down pub street, tried to find boutique beer breweries which I just could not find, everyone just serving bucket cocktails and the standard Hanoi Beer,\u00a0which is not that bad, but not as good as Beerlao.<\/p>\n And we went to the \u2018Hanoi Hilton\u2019 and French colonial prison where many of Ho\u2019s comrades were interned and tortured, including using the infamous \u2018tiger cage\u2019 a low cage made from barbed wire which was out in the full where the prison guards would put mostly naked prisoners to suffer. Plus a whole bunch of other tortures. Well worth a visit for those interested in the modern history of Vietnam.<\/span><\/p>\n We had egg coffee at another cute little cafe just across the little lane from our hotel. The coffee was for me an acquired taste, but my wife really enjoyed it. I preferred the coconut coffee.<\/span><\/p>\n We also went to the famous railway bar\/ cafe area where bars and cafes line the railway track and, if you are there at the right times – tip, check the times of the trains as the bar\/ cafe owners won\u2019t tell you and you may have to sit there for ages before the next one arrives. That\u2019s a fun\/ scary experience and I\u2019m sure some tourist is going to die sooner or later as they wander all over the tracks taking selfies. They used to put tables on the actual tracks but I think the authorities put an end to that a while ago.<\/span><\/p>\n So, Hanoi was very fun! Very fun indeed. Go there, you\u2019ll probably love it!<\/span><\/p>\n But I don\u2019t really know you and not sure what you\u2019re into, so maybe you will, maybe you won\u2019t.<\/span><\/p>\n We did do one other thing while in Hanoi. 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